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TTL Mad Libs, alcohol before Kona, cooling tips for extreme heat, and more!
24 September 2026

TTL Mad Libs, alcohol before Kona, cooling tips for extreme heat, and more!

That Triathlon Life Podcast

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We're recording at 7:15pm and going to bed at 7:30, which means we are bending time and space to record this. First up: TTL Mad Libs, a new segment submitted by Mike the Botox guy, in which we fill in a Kona race guide and somehow end up with Pierce Brosnan at the finish line. Then we get through a full question bag before someone's bedtime.

This week we discussed:

    Kona apparel update: almost everything sold out; what's still available at the Castelli booth on race day and why you can't say "Kona" inside the expoYour proudest Strava CR or QOM — Eric's COVID-era Portland climb rampage, Paula's Bend segments, and Nick's Santa Monica Pier sprint UpLosing 30-45 seconds per mile in the second half of a 70.3 run: fitness limiter, pacing problem, or both?How pro personal needs bottles work at 70.3 Worlds — the sticker system, race number order, and why Paula's never actually used oneThe best triathlon commentatorsShould athlete vitals be shown on the broadcast? Alcohol before a key race — how Paula and Eric have approached it differently this year, and the NA whiskey price problemWaterproof shoes for a 240-mile trail race: Gore-Tex uppers, the bathtub water retention test, and the dry pair rotation strategyCooling techniques for extreme heat: ice bandanas, hands, neck, and where not to put ice cubesAero helmets, bucket hats, and the Omius — where the line is between functional and ridiculousTorn wetsuit: repair it, cut the sleeves off, or buy new? 

A big thank you to our podcast supporters who keep the podcast alive. To submit a question — or a Mad Libs — head over to ThatTriathlonLife.com/podcast