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In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet Tomatobeard. Neckbeards are prone to tantrums, but TomatoBeard goes above and beyond by turning his face various shades of red... All because maid at a fan service cafe refused to sit on his lap. This Neckbeard Story tweaks me in more ways than one. You gotta hate those neckbeard stories that put minors in a bad situation. Shame on you TomatoBeard! It...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet Pugbeard the dragon hunter. Is he the Dragonborn? I mean... Probably not, but you can't really be quite sure can you, until you find the dragon queen of your dreams, right? Pugbeard is an absolute mess but I won't say it to his face because I don't wanna get FUS RO DAH'D through a wall or something. He isn't a bearded dragon. He's a beard who thinks...

In this episode of r/LegbeardStories we encounter some catgirl legbeards. Fat catgirl legbeards. I mean, some people do enjoy chonky cats, so maybe someone out there is into chunky legbeards? I mean, I'm certainly not one of them... But surely they can't all just crawl under a house to die alone? Get it? Because that's what cats do when they die! And also these porkers are probably too big to fit...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter Gundambeard. He happens to like Gundam Wing, but that doesn't paint the entire picture. We should call him a creepy beard or stalker beard because he makes one girl's college experience absolutely awful. This is one of those neckbeard stories that you hope never happens to you. Stay safe out there friends! Watch out for those neckbeards. It...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet Hentaibeard. Can you guess what kind of media this particular neckbeard enjoys most? If you said tokusatsu, come and collect your prize! Enjoying lewd anime in the privacy of your own home is fine I suppose... But sharing it with a class of paste-eating 11 year olds? I mean... We have to draw the line, don't we? It doesn't matter what your background...

We are diving into the depths of r/LegbeardStories. While they are essentially female neckbeards there are some slight differences... There is a lot more mental manipulation and catty drama involved in most of these stories as opposed to the unaware grossness of the male neckbeards. We'll give it a try and see how it goes. If you like what is offered here then let me know so we can revisit it! It...

In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter a roommate neckbeard who is serious competition for the lord of hambests. A hamgod, if you will. This middle-aged boomer neckbeard has such a long-term plan for finding love that it's more than pathetic. I'm amazed at the lengths this boomerbeard will go just to have a peek at his room mate. It doesn't matter what your background is, you always...

In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we come across the very rare ftm transgender neckbeard. Even rarer than that? This neckbeard also doesn't completely fail at personal hygiene. That doesn't make his actions in the story any less gross or disturbing. It doesn't matter what your background is, you always need to treat people like people and not use them simply to get off. Neckbeards seem to...

In this episode of r/WeeabooTales we pit Papa Franku against Hetalia Axis Powers in a battle for the ages that will determine the path of a young weeboo's life. You know I love me some r/weeabootales, but when the stakes are high? That's when the content is at its best. Who will win? Does Hetalia stand a chance against the one and only Filthy Frank?? Probably not to be honest... Anyways, I hope...

In this episode of r/EntitledParents, an entitled mother commits grand larceny against her own daughter in order to throw a birthday bash for a one-year old that won't remember anything about it. Way to burn those bridges entitled mom! #reddit #entitledparents #college Join me on Discord dude: https://discord.gg/fmfCdmP Support this channel on Patreon: http://patreon.com/daytondoes Stalk me on...