Oz 9
Oz 9

Oz 9

It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships – the Oz 9 – and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly.
episode one hundred & one: "Crap" indeed. Meanwhile...
31 October 2024
episode one hundred & one: "Crap" indeed. Meanwhile...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you have ANY IDEA the literally dozens of hours you've wasted with this bunch of smooth-shelled walnuts? (and yes, that's a reference to their brains, I just couldn't quite make it work the way I wanted). I mean, it's probably not enough time to cure cancer or invent a really good cable organizing system, but you could have latch hooked a really nice rug by now, or made a portrait of Elvis with little rolled up gum wrappers, AT LEAST.
You know what? Forget it. Do want you want. I'm done. Seriously.
You've been listening to:

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius

Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr. Southers

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius

Dr. Vikram Baliga, who would have been so much more helpful in Season 4, as himself

Mark "Stooch" Restuccia as himself

Introducing Pete Barry as Bob Ersat of the West Jersey Ersatz

Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2

and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.


John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. 
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episode one hundred: Suitless, helmetless, and utterly baffled
25 June 2024
episode one hundred: Suitless, helmetless, and utterly baffled
Well, ain't this a kick in the underpants? No one would have believed, on that random Tuesday in 2142, that the Oz 9 would still be kicking (mumble) months later. And yet, as we stare down the barrel of our 100th full episode, well, here we still are, just to the left of Uranus, clueless and shivering in the dark.
But isn't that just the human condition, basically? I mean... if we're going to philosophize....
Oh, let's not. Pour yourself something naughty and well-deserved, prepare tissue for the inevitable nosebleed, and roll the episode. Happy 100, Space Monkeys — so glad to have you still on board. And to have a board for you to be on. You know what I mean.
You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Kevin Hall as Greg

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

and with our very special guests:

Dr. Vikram Baliga of the genuinely brilliant podcast Planthropology, as himself!

And the fabulous podcast Mission: Rejected lent us John Dowgin, Faith Dowgin, Emmet Dowgin and Caden Dowgin, who played all our ghosts.

Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two,

And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator


John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices