HEAVEN JUST UPGRADED IT'S SECURITY: Chuck Norris Dies And I Wonder Who’s Next
21 March 2026

HEAVEN JUST UPGRADED IT'S SECURITY: Chuck Norris Dies And I Wonder Who’s Next

the OBJECTIVE JERK

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I tweak my recording setup so I can hit record faster and keep the vibe relaxed, then I wake up to the news that Chuck Norris has passed away. From memes to mortality to the “celebrity deaths come in threes” idea, I bounce through pop culture, faith, and the way media shapes what we feel.


• Changing my podcast studio setup to reduce friction
• Choosing a black-and-white look for consistency across shows
• Reacting to Chuck Norris dying and why some celebrity deaths hit harder
• Chuck Norris memes as a kind of online mourning
• Detour into Snot’s new singer and thoughts on replacement vocalists
• The “deaths come in threes” pattern and why people believe it
• Nicholas Brendon’s death and the long toll of addiction
• Handling atheist insults without getting baited
• Bones, embedded ads, and how product placement breaks immersion
• Reading Chuck Norris’s bio: family, faith, and politics
Put down in the comments who you think the third one will be.
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