MiceCast

From the original post that started the chatter, to the ridiculous comments about the mountain sinking, the track never being replaced, and the submarine lagoon somehow holding the whole thing up with water weight, your hosts walk through the real-world reasons none of this adds up. An $800 million price tag for a rebuild (roughly the cost of an entire land like Galaxy’s Edge) and a former WDI...

Disneyland guests treat the original attractions like sacred cows. Magic Kingdom guests? Not so much.The hosts dig into why Imagineering and corporate protect the Anaheim originals while Florida gets the rethemes, losses, and “improvements.” 60 Minutes.

Disneyland isn’t a museum. Walt said it would never be complete. So did he actually demolish attractions that were still drawing guests? A 1956 Disneyland Incorporated guidebook is the map. Phantom Boats didn’t work. Tomorrowland’s early exhibits left for the new Tomorrowland, and the buildings mostly stayed. Fantasyland held. Pack mules were an operations problem, not a hit Walt killed. Jungle...

A rented scooter is not a FastPass and it is not a DAS pass. Your host's take on the Instagram scooter gangs, the back door, and the Knott’s paper clock Disney should steal. Able-bodied guests are filming themselves circling the park on ECVs. Invisible disabilities are real. So is the “usual suspects” act: weave, honk, demand the exit, and treat $60 like a line skip. Your hosts lived the...

The People Mover track is gone. Walt’s apartment lamp was not a sacred light from 1966. Sometimes Castles’ Ry sits with Greg, Mike, and Shaft to kill folklore, walk the trestle, and comment about Iger. Ry (Sometimes Castles) wrote I Love Disneyland and lives in the TikTok/Instagram news cycle. The old podcasters worked the graveyard shift, held the key to Walt’s apartment, and walked Tomorrowland...

Josh D'Amaro is six months into the CEO chair. He cut marketing, he cut creatives, he brought back "ladies and gentlemen," and the stock is sitting flat. Your hosts give the parks guy running the whole company a checkup. They do not pretend film is carrying anything. 38 Minutes.

Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is a fail. Wait times and breakdowns already said so. Your hosts keep score on every Disney retheme they actually rode: Pirates, Nemo Subs, Star Tours, Guardians, Autopia, Bug’s Land. And the record is ugly. 57 Minutes.

You can projection-map a garage now. A flat movie on Tiana’s drop is not a flex. Your hosts mark the walls, waterfalls, and graveyards where a projector would plus the ride and the ones that already made it look cheap. That wall behind the pirate ship is just black. Put ships on the horizon. When the moon comes out, turn the crew into skeletons. That’s a plus. A TV on Tiana’s drop is not. 47...

Disney Springs parking was never a $35 theme-park coupon. People treated it like one anyway. The guys have zero sympathy for the cheat code, call hallway influencers creepy, and still manage to get lost in a Frank Lloyd Wright house before they find the point again. 57 Minutes.

Instagram is full of overflowing Disneyland trash cans and bathrooms with no toilet paper, no towels, and stains on the floor. That used to be the one thing this park did not do. Your hosts talk about why it’s happening: staffing, scheduling, post-COVID management, and a standard that used to be “never let a can get half full.” Lillian Disney thought amusement parks were dirty. Walt said his...