Kittens, deodorant and snooker.
Cashback, VW's & Caesar salads.
Pumpkins, speedboats & Scottish doctors.
Janet Street Porter, protein powder & marriage phobia.
Shrinking, dry cleaners & bagels.
Entomology, chromosomes & eBay.
Poachers, counting & hypochondriacs.
John Travolta, security systems & grandads.
Pins and needles, luggage & drummer's offspring.
Ladders, Nirvana & cookies.