Rants about the Texas Caper, Abuelitas Hating Nature, Asphalt Heat Islands, etc
28 January 2026

Rants about the Texas Caper, Abuelitas Hating Nature, Asphalt Heat Islands, etc

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

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In this episode we talk about South Texas Development, remnant thorn forests surrounded by McMansions, the Asphalt Heat Island, the South Texas Caper (Quadrella incana, Caper Family - Capparaceae, Mustard Order - Brassicales), grannies that hate street trees Crime Pays fan appreciation, Fighting City Hall for native scapes, general societal ignorance regarding the living world, Jack faking his own death in order to eat more hot dogs and more.