Brisbane Lions Lowdown

🏏 G’day cricket degenerates — Ash here, welcoming you to Episode Three of Weird World of Cricket, where we rummage through cricket’s dusty attic, pull out the strangest relics imaginable, and proudly wave them around like a kid showing off a frog from the backyard.🏏 This week, we unveil the One-Test Wonders XI — a full team of blokes who played one Test, did something outrageous, unforgettable,...

🏏 G’day cricket tragics, Ash here. Today’s special episode hits a little differently - we’re pausing the banter to honour a genuine cult hero of the game — the incomparable Robin “The Judge” Smith.🏏 We pay tribute to a cricketer who wasn’t polished, wasn’t pretty, — but was pure theatre. A bloke who could look out of form in county cricket, then walk into a Test match against world-destroying...

G’day Lions fans — Ash here, and if your heart rate hasn’t come down yet, don’t worry… neither has mine. In this episode, we’re breaking down the night OUR girls unleashed a third-quarter firestorm so fierce it sent us roaring into a FOURTH straight Grand Final.Brighton Homes Arena was heaving — 6511 in, November air thick enough to slice — and after a scrappy, nervy first half where we owned...

G’day cricket tragics — Ash is back with Episode Two of Weird World of Cricket, and this week we’re diving into one of the most infamous chapters in the game’s history: the Bodyline series.After kicking things off last episode with an Aussies-and-Poms XI built entirely from blokes who provided top-tier unintentional comedy (plus the compulsory inclusion of Gary Pratt), we’re sticking with the...

In this episode, Ash digs into one of the most remarkable — and least-known — stories in Fitzroy history.Back in the mid-’90s, a pub yarn in rainy Burnie led him to the incredible tale of Chris Brent: a brilliant young Fitzroy forward who kicked 91 goals in a season… and just happened to be the son of a notorious crook.But this isn’t a crime story — it’s a footy story.Ash follows Chris’s journey...

G’day cricket lovers — Ash here, welcoming you to the debut episode of Weird World of Cricket, the off-season passion project where the gentleman’s game meets deeply questionable humour.Each episode, I pick an XI based on a theme — the oddballs, the controversies, the moments that made you spit your beer — all delivered with the same energy I bring to my own Division Two 4ths exploits, where...

G’day Lions fans — Ash here!Still buzzing from our history-making win over Melbourne… 🦁 For the first time ever in AFLW, we’ve beaten the Dees in a final — on their borrowed dung heap — booking a home Prelim and a deserved week off. After a shaky start, the belief kicked in, the pressure rose, and a goal blitz flipped the entire match on its head.🦁 Cathy Svarc shut down Kate Hore like a...

🦁 G’day Lions fans — Ash is back in the studio (and back from the beach!) for another massive episode of The Lowdown W Edition, number 13 for the season.🦁 This week, Ash dives into three incredible milestone moments across the AFLW, celebrating legendary Lions Shannon Campbell, Dakota Davidson, and North’s Jaz Garner — as well as sharing a few personal stories about what makes these players so...

🦁 G’day Lions fans — Ash here, coming to you live from the Great Ocean Road with another jam-packed episode of The Lowdown W Edition.🦁 This week I’m recording on the fly (literally on my lunch break) — but there was no way I was missing this one after that game! 🦁 The Lions stormed home with a monster second half to knock off Melbourne by nine points in front of a packed Brighton Homes Arena —...

Welcome back to 5 Minute Warning! In this cheeky special, we’re combining our end-of-season review of the top six teams with a full trade period wrap.We’ll go club by club (in alphabetical order), covering every in and out, updating draft hands, and finishing off the season reviews for the teams still waiting their turn.And of course — it wouldn’t be a 5 Minute Warning without a soundtrack! Every...