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Three Good Giants

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Three Good Giants

by François Rabelais

English· 06:16:56· 44 chapters
As I went on, it did not take me long to discover that it was quite possible for my purpose—following, indeed, the path unconsciously taken in my boyhood—to divide Rabelais sharply into incident and philosophy. That this had not been thought of before surprised, but did not daunt me. I said to myself: I shall limit the incident strictly to his three Giants; I shall hold these, from grandfather to grandson, well together; keep all that is sound in them; cut away the impurity which is not so much of as around them; chisel them out as a sculptor might, and leave his philosophy with face to the wall. This done, I turned the scouring hose, full and strong, upon the incidents themselves, clearing out both dialectics and profanity thoroughly. I did not stop until I had left the famous trio, Grandgousier, Gargantua, and Pantagruel where I had, from the first, hoped to place them,—high and dry above the scum which had so long clogged their rare good-fellowship, and which had made men of judgment blind to the genuine worth that was in them.

In this way I believed that I saw the chance to free Rabelais' Giants, so long kept in bonds, from a captivity which has dishonored them. To do this was clearly running against that good old law which has invariably made all Giants—far back from fairy-time—thunder-voiced, great-toothed, rude-handed, hard-hearted, bloody-minded creatures and truculent captors, never, on any account, pitiful captives. But, to such, the Rabelaisian Giants are none of kin. No more are they of blood to that Giant that Jack slew, or that Giant Despair, in whose garden-court Bunyan dreamt that he saw the white bones of slaughtered pilgrims. - Summary by From the preface

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Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    An Explanation by Way of Preface

    10:05
  2. Chapter 2

    Chapter I (1) How the First Giants came into the World.

    07:43
  3. Chapter 3

    Chapter II (2) Gargantua is Born.

    06:47
  4. Chapter 4

    Chapter III (3) Gargantua as a Baby.

    04:24
  5. Chapter 5

    Chapter IV (4) The Royal Tailor's Bill for Gargantua's Suit.

    03:26
  6. Chapter 6

    Chapter V (5) The Year Gargantua had Wooden Horses, and what Use he made of them.

    07:39
  7. Chapter 7

    Chapter VI (6) How Gargantua was taught Latin.

    07:05
  8. Chapter 8

    Chapter VII (7) The new Master found for Gargantua.

    05:26
  9. Chapter 9

    Chapter VIII (8) Gargantua goes to Paris, and the Big Mare that takes him there.

    05:52
  10. Chapter 10

    Chapter IX (9) The Parisians laugh at Gargantua. He takes his Revenge by stealing the Great Bells of Nôtre Dâme.

    06:35
  11. Chapter 11

    Chapter X (10) Ponocrates, the new Teacher, desires Gargantua to show him how he used to study with old Master Holofernes.

    05:20
  12. Chapter 12

    Chapter XI (11) The Two Hundred and Fifteen Games of Cards Gargantua knew how to play. What it was he said after he had gone through the List, and what it was Ponocrates remarked.

    05:55
  13. Chapter 13

    Chapter XII (12) Gargantua is dosed by Ponocrates, and forgets all that Holofernes had taught him.

    07:54
  14. Chapter 14

    Chapter XIII (13) How Gargantua was made not to lose one Hour of the Day.

    09:16
  15. Chapter 15

    Chapter XIV (14) How the Awful War between the Bunmakers of Lerne and Gargantua's Country was begun.

    13:53
  16. Chapter 16

    Chapter XV (15) How old King Grandgousier received the News.

    06:27
  17. Chapter 17

    Chapter XVI (16) How Grandgousier tried to buy Peace with Five Cart-loads of Buns.

    06:48
  18. Chapter 18

    Chapter XVII (17) How Gargantua, with a Big Tree, broke down a Castle, and passed the Ford of Vede.

    10:22
  19. Chapter 19

    Chapter XVIII (18) How Gargantua combed Cannon-Balls out of his Hair, and how he ate Six Pilgrims in a Salad before Supper.

    09:17
  20. Chapter 20

    Chapter XIX (19) How Friar John comes to the Feast, and how King Grandgousier had recruited his Army.

    08:32
  21. Chapter 21

    Chapter XX (20) Gargantua's Mare scores a Victory.

    08:44
  22. Chapter 22

    Chapter XXI (21) Showing what Gargantua did after the Battle, and how Grandgousier welcomed him Home.

    12:30
  23. Chapter 23

    Chapter XXII (22) Grandgousier's Death. Gargantua's Marriage. Pantagruel is Born.

    09:49
  24. Chapter 24

    Chapter XXIII (23) The Strange Things Pantagruel did as a Baby.

    10:13
  25. Chapter 25

    Chapter XXIV (24) After studying at several Universities, Pantagruel goes to Paris.

    09:21
  26. Chapter 26

    Chapter XXV (25) Pantagruel finds Panurge, whom he loves all his life.

    07:40
  27. Chapter 27

    Chapter XXVI (26) Pantagruel beats the Sorbonne in Argument, and Panurge proves that an Englishman's fingers are not so nimble as a Frenchman's.

    14:34
  28. Chapter 28

    Chapter XXVII (27) What sort of Man Panurge was, and the many Tricks he knew.

    08:33
  29. Chapter 29

    Chapter XXVIII (28) Showing why the Leagues are so much shorter in France than in Germany.

    08:04
  30. Chapter 30

    Chapter XXIX (29) How the Cunning of Panurge, with the Aid of Eusthenes and Carpalim, discomfited Six Hundred and Sixty Horsemen.

    10:36
  31. Chapter 31

    Chapter XXX (30) How Carpalim went hunting for Fresh Meat, and how a Trophy was set up.

    07:40
  32. Chapter 32

    Chapter XXXI (31) The Strange Way in which Pantagruel obtained a Victory over the Thirsty People.

    09:40
  33. Chapter 33

    Chapter XXXII (32) The Wonderful Way in which Pantagruel disposed of the Giant Loupgarou and his Two Hundred and Ninety-Nine Giants.

    12:19
  34. Chapter 34

    Chapter XXXIII (33) How Pantagruel finally conquers the Thirsty People, and the strange business Panurge finds for King Anarchus.

    08:15
  35. Chapter 35

    Chapter XXXIV (34) Gargantua comes back from Fairy-land, after which Pantagruel prepares for another Trip.

    03:36
  36. Chapter 36

    Chapter XXXV (35) Pantagruel starts on his Travels, and lands at the Island of Pictures.

    09:08
  37. Chapter 37

    Chapter XXXVI (36) Panurge bargains with Dindeno for a Ram, and throws his Ram overboard.

    11:35
  38. Chapter 38

    Chapter XXXVII (37) The Island of Alliances.

    05:07
  39. Chapter 39

    Chapter XXXVIII (38) How Pantagruel came to the Islands of Tohu and Bohu. The Strange Death of Widenostrils, the Swallower of Windmills.

    08:00
  40. Chapter 40

    Chapter XXXIX (39) A Great Storm, in which Panurge plays the Coward.

    09:42
  41. Chapter 41

    Chapter XL (40) The Island of the Macreons and its Forest, in which the Heroes who are tempted by Demons die.

    09:49
  42. Chapter 42

    Chapter XLI (41) Pantagruel touches at the Wonderful Island of Ruach, where Giant Widenostrils had found the Cocks and Hens which killed him. How the People lived by Wind.

    09:30
  43. Chapter 43

    Chapter XLII (42) Pantagruel, with his Darts, kills a Monster which Cannon-Balls could not hurt. The Power of the Sign of the Cross.

    09:22
  44. Chapter 44

    Chapter XLIII (43) Which tells of several Islands, and the Wonderful People who dwell in them.

    14:23