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Coming of Bill (or: Their Mutual Child; or: The White Hope, Version 2)

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Coming of Bill (or: Their Mutual Child; or: The White Hope, Version 2)

by P. G. Wodehouse

English· 8:35:26· 28 chapters
Their Mutual Child (aka The Coming of Bill and The White Hope) is full of the loveable characters, preposterous situations, and opportunities to chuckle, if not outright laughs, that we expect from PG Wodehouse. It lacks the frantic slapstick of some Wodehouse comedy, but has a quieter more reflective humour.

Kirk, the erstwhile hero, is a typical Wodehousian hero. At the beginning of the story, he is thoroughly likeable, a healthy, but a somewhat weak and malleable fellow. He dabs at beings a painter for a living, and runs with a gang of hangers-on, who sponge off him. However, his life changes dramatically when he meets the charming and lovely Ruth. Ruth is out of Kirk's league socially and financially. She possesses an exceedingly rich father and an excessively dominant and eccentric aunt, Miss Laura Delane Porter. Miss Porter’s claim to fame is her authorship of books and pamphlets aimed at bettering the world through hygiene and eugenics (the highly questionable “science” of race improvement by restricting mating to superior types deemed suited to each other).

Against her father’s strong objections, but with Aunt Laura's approval, Ruth marries Kirk and for a while, wedded bliss surrounds them, crowned off by the birth of their son, Bill. Like all babies, Bill is deemed by one and all to be miraculous—unique and amazing.

However, all good things must end, as they say. Kirk, embarrassed by his inability to support Ruth in the manner in which she is accustomed, heads off to South America to seek his fortune, where he is quickly and thoroughly ruined. However, in the meantime, Ruth and her brother Bailey inherit their father's wealth. Also in Kirk’s absence, enter, of course, Laura Delane Porter, with her scrupulous ideas of hygiene and her horrors of germs, and the baby’s life becomes a nightmare. When Kirk returns, unsuccessful in his endeavors and outraged at the state of affairs at home, the marriage quickly sours.

Can anyone save Ruth and Kirk from themselves and rebuild their happy home?

Their Mutual Child aka The Coming of Bill or The White Hope by P. G. Wodehouse, first appeared in “Munsey's Magazine” in May 1914, under the title "The White Hope.” It was published in the U.S. under the title Their Mutual Child in 1919, and in the U.K. with the title, The Coming of Bill in 1920. (Introduction by Susan Claybrook and Tim Bulkeley with information from the Wikipedia entry.)

LibriVox recordings are public domain in the United States; copyright status may differ elsewhere.

Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    A Pawn of Fate

    24:56
  2. Chapter 2

    Ruth States Her Intentions

    18:31
  3. Chapter 3

    The Mates Meet

    16:35
  4. Chapter 4

    Troubled Waters

    25:27
  5. Chapter 5

    Wherein Opposites Agree

    26:28
  6. Chapter 6

    Breaking the News

    16:11
  7. Chapter 7

    Sufficient unto themselves

    27:32
  8. Chapter 8

    Suspense

    18:20
  9. Chapter 9

    The White Hope is Turned Down

    20:45
  10. Chapter 10

    An Interlude of Peace

    11:03
  11. Chapter 11

    Stung to Action

    13:04
  12. Chapter 12

    A Climax

    13:35
  13. Chapter 13

    Empty-handed

    17:02
  14. Chapter 14

    An Unknown Path

    26:16
  15. Chapter 15

    The Misadventure of Steve

    20:38
  16. Chapter 16

    The Widening Gap

    16:40
  17. Chapter 17

    The Real Thing

    13:44
  18. Chapter 18

    The Outcasts

    20:24
  19. Chapter 19

    Cutting the Tangled Knot

    37:33
  20. Chapter 20

    Steve to the Rescue

    08:38
  21. Chapter 21

    At One in the Morning

    15:33
  22. Chapter 22

    Accepting the Gifts of the Gods

    15:26
  23. Chapter 23

    Mr Penway on the Grill

    19:38
  24. Chapter 24

    Dolls with Souls

    20:35
  25. Chapter 25

    Pastures New

    12:06
  26. Chapter 26

    The Sixty-first Street Cyclone

    16:40
  27. Chapter 27

    Mrs. Porter's Waterloo

    16:54
  28. Chapter 28

    The White-Hope Link

    05:12