He lived simply, loved his walks and craved the company of fellow poetical wits as they craved his company in return. With his pal Dr. Sheridan, for one, Jonathan Swift delighted in the 18th century equivalent of a rap off – going back and forth in dueling verse repartee. This second volume is a cornucopia of biting, iconoclastic humor and earnest criticism of injustice. Poems herein concerning Wood’s Halfpence are the companion to his famous Drapier’s Letters and trumpet his achievement in stirring up sufficient outcry to spare Ireland from damaging monetary debasement. He knew what real money was: “For in all the leases that ever we hold We must pay our rent in good silver and gold, And not in brass tokens of such a base mould.” And he didn’t think much of monetary debasement’s evil twin, fractional reserve banking, either: “We want our money on the nail The Banker’s ruin’d if he pays”. There’s a healthy smattering here of bums and urination references too – just so you know these are genuine Swift poems -- and all manner of other topics too. In Death and Daphne, written for a favorite grisette, we learn of Death’s sagging libido due to the skinniness of his human bride. And the last poem excoriating Sheridan for comparing base women to noble clouds is a heavenly coup de grâce for any challenger who would dare to top his politically incorrect and thunderous wit:
Some critic may object, perhaps,
That clouds are blamed for giving claps;
But what, alas! are claps ethereal,
Compared for mischief to venereal?
- Summary by Arthur Krolman
Some critic may object, perhaps,
That clouds are blamed for giving claps;
But what, alas! are claps ethereal,
Compared for mischief to venereal?
- Summary by Arthur Krolman
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Chapters
- Chapter 1
Cadenus and Vanessa
39:36 - Chapter 2
To Love
03:09 - Chapter 3
A Rebus by Vanessa and Answer
02:50 - Chapter 4
Stella's Birthday
03:48 - Chapter 5
To Stella the Transcriber
07:07 - Chapter 6
To Stella While Sick
06:16 - Chapter 7
Stella's Birthday
05:07 - Chapter 8
Stella at Wood Park
04:32 - Chapter 9
A New Year's Gift for Bec and Dingley and Brent
02:22 - Chapter 10
Stella's Birthday
02:19 - Chapter 11
A Receipt to Restore Stella's Youth
03:01 - Chapter 12
Stella's Birthday etc.
10:13 - Chapter 13
Death and Daphne
04:43 - Chapter 14
Daphne
02:26 - Chapter 15
Pethox the Great
04:32 - Chapter 16
On a Pen
02:25 - Chapter 17
On Gold
01:47 - Chapter 18
On the Posteriors
02:21 - Chapter 19
On a Horn
01:59 - Chapter 20
On a Corkscrew
02:03 - Chapter 21
The Gulf of All Human Possessions
05:17 - Chapter 22
Louisa to Strephon
02:37 - Chapter 23
A Maypole and On Moon, Circle, Ink
04:08 - Chapter 24
On the Five Senses
01:36 - Chapter 25
Fontinella to Florinda
01:35 - Chapter 26
On Echo, Glass, Time, Gallows, Vowels, Snow, Cannon, Dice, Candle
10:06 - Chapter 27
To Lady Cartaret, Answer etc.
04:32 - Chapter 28
On Cutting Down the Thorn
04:31 - Chapter 29
Dean Swift at Sir Arthur Acheson's
02:25 - Chapter 30
On a Very Old Glass at Market Hill etc.
01:19 - Chapter 31
My Lady's Lamentation
07:38 - Chapter 32
A Pastoral Dialogue
04:35 - Chapter 33
The Grand Question Debated
11:29 - Chapter 34
Drapier's Hill
01:23 - Chapter 35
The Dean's Reasons
05:17 - Chapter 36
The Revolution at Market Hill
05:11 - Chapter 37
Robin and Harry
02:48 - Chapter 38
A Panegyric on the Dean
16:38 - Chapter 39
Twelve Articles
02:09 - Chapter 40
Crowe's Address to Her Majesty
02:50 - Chapter 41
Jack Frenchman's Lamentation
03:02 - Chapter 42
The Garden Plot and Sid Hamet's Rod
05:38 - Chapter 43
The Famous Speech-Maker
08:53 - Chapter 44
Parody on the Recorder's Speech
02:39 - Chapter 45
Ballad
02:57 - Chapter 46
Atlas Minister of State and Harley Stabbed
01:48 - Chapter 47
An Excellent New Song
03:34 - Chapter 48
The Windsor Prophecy
01:52 - Chapter 49
Corinna, a Ballad
01:49 - Chapter 50
The Fable of Midas
04:13 - Chapter 51
Toland's Invitation to Dismal
03:28 - Chapter 52
Peace and Dunkirk
02:13 - Chapter 53
Imitation of Horace, Epist. I, vii
06:18 - Chapter 54
The Author upon Himself
05:02 - Chapter 55
The Fagot
02:40 - Chapter 56
Imitation of Horace, Sat.VI, ii
05:30 - Chapter 57
Horace paraphrased, Odes II, i
05:35 - Chapter 58
Dennis' Invitation to Steele
10:22 - Chapter 59
In Sickness
01:58 - Chapter 60
The Fable of the Bitches
02:47 - Chapter 61
To the Earl of Oxford in the Tower
02:08 - Chapter 62
On the Church's Danger and On High Church
01:36 - Chapter 63
The Story of Phaethon
02:45 - Chapter 64
A Tale of a Nettle
03:16 - Chapter 65
A Satirical Elegy
01:57 - Chapter 66
Parody on Pratt's Speech
04:23 - Chapter 67
An Excellent New Song
02:18 - Chapter 68
The Run upon the Bankers
03:17 - Chapter 69
Upon the Horrid Plot
03:47 - Chapter 70
Quibbling Elegy on Judge Boat
03:13 - Chapter 71
Verses on Whitshed's Motto
01:38 - Chapter 72
Prometheus
03:57 - Chapter 73
Verses on the Order of the Bath and Epigram on Wood's Brass Money
01:33 - Chapter 74
A Simile
01:53 - Chapter 75
Wood an Insect
02:43 - Chapter 76
Wood the Ironmonger
02:07 - Chapter 77
Wood's Petition
02:12 - Chapter 78
A New Song on Wood's Halfpence
04:26 - Chapter 79
A Serious Poem
06:59 - Chapter 80
An Excellent New Song
04:55 - Chapter 81
Verses on the Judge Who Condemned the Drapier's Printer
01:44 - Chapter 82
Horace paraphrased, Odes I, xiv
05:19 - Chapter 83
Verses on St. Patrick's Well
07:38 - Chapter 84
On Reading Dr. Young's Satire
02:43 - Chapter 85
The Dog and Thief
01:24 - Chapter 86
Mad Mullinix and Timothy
12:09 - Chapter 87
Tim and the Fables
01:54 - Chapter 88
Tom and Dick
01:48 - Chapter 89
Dick, a Maggot
00:59 - Chapter 90
Clad All in Brown
01:45 - Chapter 91
Dick's Variety
02:00 - Chapter 92
Traulus, Part I
04:49 - Chapter 93
Traulus, Part II
02:27 - Chapter 94
A Fable of the Lion
03:20 - Chapter 95
On the Irish Bishops
03:43 - Chapter 96
Horace, Odes Iv, ix
04:01 - Chapter 97
On Walpole and Pulteney
03:14 - Chapter 98
Brother Protestants
03:08 - Chapter 99
Bettesworth's Exultation and Epigram to Sergeant Kite
03:20 - Chapter 100
The Yahoo's Overthrow
04:27 - Chapter 101
On Cashel and Bettesworth, Irish Club, Noisy Tom
03:48 - Chapter 102
On Dr. Rundle and Epigram
03:18 - Chapter 103
The Legion Club
10:24 - Chapter 104
On Printer's to Newgate, Libel Vindication, Apology, Ay and No, Ballad, Wicked Libel
08:24 - Chapter 105
Epigrams against Carthy
05:25 - Chapter 106
Poetical Epistle to Sheridan
03:23 - Chapter 107
The Upstart
01:49 - Chapter 108
Waterford and Blenheim
01:24 - Chapter 109
An Excellent new Song on the Grand Jury
02:16 - Chapter 110
The Archbishop of Dublin
05:13 - Chapter 111
To the Citizens
02:27 - Chapter 112
Punch's Petition and Epigrams
04:46 - Chapter 113
George Rochfort's Verses
01:25 - Chapter 114
A Left-Handed Letter and Replies
04:53 - Chapter 115
To the Dean of St. Patrick's and Replies
20:39 - Chapter 116
Mr. Thomas Sheridan and Replies
05:35 - Chapter 117
On Dr. Sheridan's Circular Verses
03:09 - Chapter 118
On Dan Jackson's Picture and Replies
14:16 - Chapter 119
The Pardon
02:36 - Chapter 120
The Last Speech and Dying Words of Daniel Jackson
03:24 - Chapter 121
To the Rev. Daniel Jackson
02:59 - Chapter 122
Sheridan to Swift and Reply
03:04 - Chapter 123
Mary the Cook Maid's Letter
03:29 - Chapter 124
A Portrait from the Life
00:57 - Chapter 125
On Stealing a Crown when the Dean was asleep
01:47 - Chapter 126
Prologue and Epilogue to a Play
02:55 - Chapter 127
The Song
01:46 - Chapter 128
A New Year's Gift for the Dean of St. Patrick's
03:22 - Chapter 129
To Quilca, Country Life and A Faithful Inventory
03:19 - Chapter 130
Palinodia
02:33 - Chapter 131
Letter to the Dean and Invitation to Dinner
04:23 - Chapter 132
On the Five Ladies and Replies
03:41 - Chapter 133
Ballad on Ballyspellin and Reply
05:43 - Chapter 134
An Epistle to Two Friends etc.
04:57 - Chapter 135
A True and Faithful Inventory
01:30 - Chapter 136
A New Simile for the Ladies and Answer
12:41