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Poems of Jonathan Swift, Volume One

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Poems of Jonathan Swift, Volume One

by Jonathan Swift

English· 09:21:31· 121 chapters
Sit back and listen to these light-hearted witty rhymes and see the world Jonathan Swift saw -- and maybe recognize your own. Think there is such a thing as corrupt rich guys who pretend they're God's gift to the world? So did Swift. Think some of these types strut around as if calls of nature don't apply to them? So did Swift. In one hilarious poem, he even describes gold diggers fighting over the loaded gentleman's gaseous offerings! His poem On Poetry, A Rhapsody, censored for treasonous mocking of the royal family, is in its rare uncensored form here. As free as he himself is with his sharp tongue against the blackened rich and corrupt , he knows others might have to kiss up to eat. So he includes many verses of advice on how to go about lying for a living, for example, "Your interest lies to learn the knack Of whitening what before was black." Despite the decay and hypocrisy he sees all around him he stays upbeat throughout -- even making fun out of his own tragic onset of deafness. You already know this giant of English literature for the great feast of prose he left us. Think of these delicious poems here as your sinful dessert. - Summary by Arthur Krolman

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Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    Ode to Doctor William Sancroft

    16:02
  2. Chapter 2

    Ode to Sir William Temple

    11:24
  3. Chapter 3

    Ode to King William

    03:12
  4. Chapter 4

    Ode to the Athenian Society

    17:43
  5. Chapter 5

    To Mr. Congreve

    14:00
  6. Chapter 6

    Occasioned by Sir William Temple etc.

    10:16
  7. Chapter 7

    Written in a Lady's Ivory Table Book

    01:52
  8. Chapter 8

    Mrs. Frances Harris's Petition

    06:45
  9. Chapter 9

    A Ballad on the Game of Traffic

    01:27
  10. Chapter 10

    A Ballad to the tune of Cutpurse

    01:48
  11. Chapter 11

    The Discovery

    02:23
  12. Chapter 12

    The Problem

    03:41
  13. Chapter 13

    The Description of a Salamander

    03:40
  14. Chapter 14

    To Charles Mordaunt, Earl of Peterborough

    01:56
  15. Chapter 15

    On the Union

    01:16
  16. Chapter 16

    On Mrs. Biddy Floyd

    01:03
  17. Chapter 17

    The Reverse

    02:16
  18. Chapter 18

    Apollo Outwitted

    03:16
  19. Chapter 19

    Answer to Lines from May Fair

    01:10
  20. Chapter 20

    Vanbrugh's House ver.1

    04:26
  21. Chapter 21

    Vanbrugh's House ver.2

    06:16
  22. Chapter 22

    Baucis and Philemon ver.1

    10:45
  23. Chapter 23

    Baucis and Philemon ver.2

    08:28
  24. Chapter 24

    The History of Vanbrugh's House

    02:27
  25. Chapter 25

    A Grub Street Elegy

    04:27
  26. Chapter 26

    The Epitaph

    01:01
  27. Chapter 27

    A Description of the Morning

    01:21
  28. Chapter 28

    A Description of a City Shower

    04:20
  29. Chapter 29

    On the Little House

    03:10
  30. Chapter 30

    A Town Eclogue

    05:07
  31. Chapter 31

    A Conference

    03:45
  32. Chapter 32

    To Lord Harley on his Marriage

    03:55
  33. Chapter 33

    Phyllis

    04:48
  34. Chapter 34

    Horace, Book IV, Ode ix

    01:31
  35. Chapter 35

    To Mr. Delany

    05:19
  36. Chapter 36

    An Elegy

    03:47
  37. Chapter 37

    To Mrs. Houghton and Window Verses

    02:07
  38. Chapter 38

    Apollo to the Dean

    05:58
  39. Chapter 39

    News from Parnassus

    04:24
  40. Chapter 40

    Apollo's Edict

    03:33
  41. Chapter 41

    The Description of an Irish Feast

    03:00
  42. Chapter 42

    The Progress of Beauty

    06:04
  43. Chapter 43

    The Progress of Marriage

    07:43
  44. Chapter 44

    The Progress of Poetry

    02:25
  45. Chapter 45

    The South Sea Project

    11:03
  46. Chapter 46

    A Prologue on Stroller Licensing

    03:38
  47. Chapter 47

    Epilogue to Mr. Hoppy

    03:35
  48. Chapter 48

    Prologue for the Weavers

    02:43
  49. Chapter 49

    Epilogue for the Weavers

    03:15
  50. Chapter 50

    Answer to Prologue and Epilogue

    03:34
  51. Chapter 51

    On Gaulstown House

    01:28
  52. Chapter 52

    The Country Life

    06:21
  53. Chapter 53

    Dr. Delany's Villa and Delville Window

    03:06
  54. Chapter 54

    Carbery Rocks

    03:21
  55. Chapter 55

    Copy of the Birthday Verses on Mr. Ford

    05:07
  56. Chapter 56

    On Dreams

    02:40
  57. Chapter 57

    Dr. Delany to Dr. Swift and The Answer

    04:02
  58. Chapter 58

    A Quiet Life and a Good Name and Advice

    04:01
  59. Chapter 59

    A Pastoral Dialogue

    05:09
  60. Chapter 60

    Desire and Possession

    02:45
  61. Chapter 61

    On Censure

    01:35
  62. Chapter 62

    The Furniture of a Woman's Mind

    02:41
  63. Chapter 63

    Clever Tom Clinch

    01:31
  64. Chapter 64

    Dr. Swift to Mr. Pope

    01:23
  65. Chapter 65

    A Love Poem

    02:02
  66. Chapter 66

    Bouts Rimez

    01:52
  67. Chapter 67

    Helter Skelter

    02:09
  68. Chapter 68

    The Puppet Show

    03:32
  69. Chapter 69

    The Journal of a Modern Lady

    11:16
  70. Chapter 70

    The Logicians Refuted

    02:40
  71. Chapter 71

    The Elephant; or the Parliament Man

    01:45
  72. Chapter 72

    Paulus Epigram and The Answer

    06:42
  73. Chapter 73

    A Dialogue

    02:40
  74. Chapter 74

    On Burning a Dull Poem

    01:00
  75. Chapter 75

    An Excellent New Ballad

    04:07
  76. Chapter 76

    On Stephen Duck

    00:53
  77. Chapter 77

    The Lady's Dressing Room

    05:41
  78. Chapter 78

    The Power of Time

    00:42
  79. Chapter 79

    Cassinus and Peter

    05:29
  80. Chapter 80

    A Beautiful Young Nymph

    04:11
  81. Chapter 81

    Strephon and Chloe

    14:02
  82. Chapter 82

    Apollo; or A Problem Solved

    01:41
  83. Chapter 83

    The Place of the Damned

    01:15
  84. Chapter 84

    The Day of Judgment

    01:22
  85. Chapter 85

    Judas

    01:41
  86. Chapter 86

    An Epistle to Mr. Gay

    10:14
  87. Chapter 87

    To a Lady

    10:37
  88. Chapter 88

    Epigrams on Busts in Richmond Hermitage

    01:36
  89. Chapter 89

    Swift's Birthday Presents

    04:41
  90. Chapter 90

    An Invitation, by Dr. Delany

    01:04
  91. Chapter 91

    The Beasts' Confession

    08:37
  92. Chapter 92

    The Parson's Case

    01:51
  93. Chapter 93

    The Hardship upon the Ladies

    00:45
  94. Chapter 94

    A Love Song

    01:50
  95. Chapter 95

    The Storm

    03:40
  96. Chapter 96

    Ode on Science

    02:15
  97. Chapter 97

    A Young Lady's Complaint

    02:04
  98. Chapter 98

    On the Death of Dr. Swift

    21:53
  99. Chapter 99

    On Poetry, a Rhapsody

    21:36
  100. Chapter 100

    Verses sent to the Dean on his Birthday

    02:59
  101. Chapter 101

    Epigram by Mr. Bowyer

    00:41
  102. Chapter 102

    On Psyche

    01:05
  103. Chapter 103

    The Dean and Duke

    01:26
  104. Chapter 104

    Swift on his own Deafness

    01:31
  105. Chapter 105

    The Dean's Manner of Living

    00:47
  106. Chapter 106

    Verses for Fruit Women

    02:40
  107. Chapter 107

    On Rover, a Lady's Spaniel

    02:36
  108. Chapter 108

    Epigrams on Windows

    04:44
  109. Chapter 109

    To Janus, on New Year's Day

    01:34
  110. Chapter 110

    Miscellaneous

    10:03
  111. Chapter 111

    An Apology to Lady Carteret

    07:15
  112. Chapter 112

    The Birth of Manly Virtue

    06:24
  113. Chapter 113

    On Paddy's Character

    01:46
  114. Chapter 114

    An Epistle to Lord Cartaret by Delany

    05:36
  115. Chapter 115

    An Epistle upon an Epistle

    05:40
  116. Chapter 116

    A Libel on Dr. Delany and Lord Carteret

    08:27
  117. Chapter 117

    To Dr. Delany on the Libels

    07:17
  118. Chapter 118

    Directions for a Birthday Song

    11:08
  119. Chapter 119

    The Pheasant and the Lark

    10:58
  120. Chapter 120

    Dean Smedley's Petition to the Duke

    06:53
  121. Chapter 121

    Parody on a Character of Dean Smedley

    02:21