Sit back and listen to these light-hearted witty rhymes and see the world Jonathan Swift saw -- and maybe recognize your own. Think there is such a thing as corrupt rich guys who pretend they're God's gift to the world? So did Swift. Think some of these types strut around as if calls of nature don't apply to them? So did Swift. In one hilarious poem, he even describes gold diggers fighting over the loaded gentleman's gaseous offerings! His poem On Poetry, A Rhapsody, censored for treasonous mocking of the royal family, is in its rare uncensored form here. As free as he himself is with his sharp tongue against the blackened rich and corrupt , he knows others might have to kiss up to eat. So he includes many verses of advice on how to go about lying for a living, for example, "Your interest lies to learn the knack Of whitening what before was black." Despite the decay and hypocrisy he sees all around him he stays upbeat throughout -- even making fun out of his own tragic onset of deafness. You already know this giant of English literature for the great feast of prose he left us. Think of these delicious poems here as your sinful dessert. - Summary by Arthur Krolman
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Chapters
- Chapter 1
Ode to Doctor William Sancroft
16:02 - Chapter 2
Ode to Sir William Temple
11:24 - Chapter 3
Ode to King William
03:12 - Chapter 4
Ode to the Athenian Society
17:43 - Chapter 5
To Mr. Congreve
14:00 - Chapter 6
Occasioned by Sir William Temple etc.
10:16 - Chapter 7
Written in a Lady's Ivory Table Book
01:52 - Chapter 8
Mrs. Frances Harris's Petition
06:45 - Chapter 9
A Ballad on the Game of Traffic
01:27 - Chapter 10
A Ballad to the tune of Cutpurse
01:48 - Chapter 11
The Discovery
02:23 - Chapter 12
The Problem
03:41 - Chapter 13
The Description of a Salamander
03:40 - Chapter 14
To Charles Mordaunt, Earl of Peterborough
01:56 - Chapter 15
On the Union
01:16 - Chapter 16
On Mrs. Biddy Floyd
01:03 - Chapter 17
The Reverse
02:16 - Chapter 18
Apollo Outwitted
03:16 - Chapter 19
Answer to Lines from May Fair
01:10 - Chapter 20
Vanbrugh's House ver.1
04:26 - Chapter 21
Vanbrugh's House ver.2
06:16 - Chapter 22
Baucis and Philemon ver.1
10:45 - Chapter 23
Baucis and Philemon ver.2
08:28 - Chapter 24
The History of Vanbrugh's House
02:27 - Chapter 25
A Grub Street Elegy
04:27 - Chapter 26
The Epitaph
01:01 - Chapter 27
A Description of the Morning
01:21 - Chapter 28
A Description of a City Shower
04:20 - Chapter 29
On the Little House
03:10 - Chapter 30
A Town Eclogue
05:07 - Chapter 31
A Conference
03:45 - Chapter 32
To Lord Harley on his Marriage
03:55 - Chapter 33
Phyllis
04:48 - Chapter 34
Horace, Book IV, Ode ix
01:31 - Chapter 35
To Mr. Delany
05:19 - Chapter 36
An Elegy
03:47 - Chapter 37
To Mrs. Houghton and Window Verses
02:07 - Chapter 38
Apollo to the Dean
05:58 - Chapter 39
News from Parnassus
04:24 - Chapter 40
Apollo's Edict
03:33 - Chapter 41
The Description of an Irish Feast
03:00 - Chapter 42
The Progress of Beauty
06:04 - Chapter 43
The Progress of Marriage
07:43 - Chapter 44
The Progress of Poetry
02:25 - Chapter 45
The South Sea Project
11:03 - Chapter 46
A Prologue on Stroller Licensing
03:38 - Chapter 47
Epilogue to Mr. Hoppy
03:35 - Chapter 48
Prologue for the Weavers
02:43 - Chapter 49
Epilogue for the Weavers
03:15 - Chapter 50
Answer to Prologue and Epilogue
03:34 - Chapter 51
On Gaulstown House
01:28 - Chapter 52
The Country Life
06:21 - Chapter 53
Dr. Delany's Villa and Delville Window
03:06 - Chapter 54
Carbery Rocks
03:21 - Chapter 55
Copy of the Birthday Verses on Mr. Ford
05:07 - Chapter 56
On Dreams
02:40 - Chapter 57
Dr. Delany to Dr. Swift and The Answer
04:02 - Chapter 58
A Quiet Life and a Good Name and Advice
04:01 - Chapter 59
A Pastoral Dialogue
05:09 - Chapter 60
Desire and Possession
02:45 - Chapter 61
On Censure
01:35 - Chapter 62
The Furniture of a Woman's Mind
02:41 - Chapter 63
Clever Tom Clinch
01:31 - Chapter 64
Dr. Swift to Mr. Pope
01:23 - Chapter 65
A Love Poem
02:02 - Chapter 66
Bouts Rimez
01:52 - Chapter 67
Helter Skelter
02:09 - Chapter 68
The Puppet Show
03:32 - Chapter 69
The Journal of a Modern Lady
11:16 - Chapter 70
The Logicians Refuted
02:40 - Chapter 71
The Elephant; or the Parliament Man
01:45 - Chapter 72
Paulus Epigram and The Answer
06:42 - Chapter 73
A Dialogue
02:40 - Chapter 74
On Burning a Dull Poem
01:00 - Chapter 75
An Excellent New Ballad
04:07 - Chapter 76
On Stephen Duck
00:53 - Chapter 77
The Lady's Dressing Room
05:41 - Chapter 78
The Power of Time
00:42 - Chapter 79
Cassinus and Peter
05:29 - Chapter 80
A Beautiful Young Nymph
04:11 - Chapter 81
Strephon and Chloe
14:02 - Chapter 82
Apollo; or A Problem Solved
01:41 - Chapter 83
The Place of the Damned
01:15 - Chapter 84
The Day of Judgment
01:22 - Chapter 85
Judas
01:41 - Chapter 86
An Epistle to Mr. Gay
10:14 - Chapter 87
To a Lady
10:37 - Chapter 88
Epigrams on Busts in Richmond Hermitage
01:36 - Chapter 89
Swift's Birthday Presents
04:41 - Chapter 90
An Invitation, by Dr. Delany
01:04 - Chapter 91
The Beasts' Confession
08:37 - Chapter 92
The Parson's Case
01:51 - Chapter 93
The Hardship upon the Ladies
00:45 - Chapter 94
A Love Song
01:50 - Chapter 95
The Storm
03:40 - Chapter 96
Ode on Science
02:15 - Chapter 97
A Young Lady's Complaint
02:04 - Chapter 98
On the Death of Dr. Swift
21:53 - Chapter 99
On Poetry, a Rhapsody
21:36 - Chapter 100
Verses sent to the Dean on his Birthday
02:59 - Chapter 101
Epigram by Mr. Bowyer
00:41 - Chapter 102
On Psyche
01:05 - Chapter 103
The Dean and Duke
01:26 - Chapter 104
Swift on his own Deafness
01:31 - Chapter 105
The Dean's Manner of Living
00:47 - Chapter 106
Verses for Fruit Women
02:40 - Chapter 107
On Rover, a Lady's Spaniel
02:36 - Chapter 108
Epigrams on Windows
04:44 - Chapter 109
To Janus, on New Year's Day
01:34 - Chapter 110
Miscellaneous
10:03 - Chapter 111
An Apology to Lady Carteret
07:15 - Chapter 112
The Birth of Manly Virtue
06:24 - Chapter 113
On Paddy's Character
01:46 - Chapter 114
An Epistle to Lord Cartaret by Delany
05:36 - Chapter 115
An Epistle upon an Epistle
05:40 - Chapter 116
A Libel on Dr. Delany and Lord Carteret
08:27 - Chapter 117
To Dr. Delany on the Libels
07:17 - Chapter 118
Directions for a Birthday Song
11:08 - Chapter 119
The Pheasant and the Lark
10:58 - Chapter 120
Dean Smedley's Petition to the Duke
06:53 - Chapter 121
Parody on a Character of Dean Smedley
02:21