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If I May (Version 2)

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If I May (Version 2)

by A. A. Milne

English· 05:41:58· 41 chapters
A. A. Milne, best known as the creator of Winnie the Pooh, was a prolific author of books, plays, essays and articles. He also spent a number of years editing for Punch Magazine. He even wrote a good detective story -- The Red House Mystery !



In this collection he addresses a vast range of issues, including: the essence of melodrama; the lingering effects of World War I; knowing geography versus owning an atlas; a new kind of haunted house; the inexplicable nature of high finance; the trouble with "experts;" how the life of bees suggests the social importance of artists; the bad influence of theatre critics on good theatre.



All of these short pieces are humorous. Many are informative. Taken together, they will inspire many to navigate over to Milne's five other book-length humorous collections: Happy Days, The Holiday Round, Not That It Matters, Once a Week, and The Sunny Side -- or, perhaps, to The Red House Mystery.

- Summary by Kirsten Wever

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Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    The Case for the Artist

    11:25
  2. Chapter 2

    A London Garden

    07:34
  3. Chapter 3

    The Game of Kings

    09:12
  4. Chapter 4

    Fixtures and Fittings

    06:51
  5. Chapter 5

    Experts

    07:42
  6. Chapter 6

    The Robinson Tradition

    09:21
  7. Chapter 7

    Getting Things Done

    06:56
  8. Chapter 8

    Christmas Games

    07:49
  9. Chapter 9

    The Mathematical Mind

    06:51
  10. Chapter 10

    Going Out to Dinner

    10:50
  11. Chapter 11

    The Etiquette of Escape

    07:44
  12. Chapter 12

    Geographical Research

    07:46
  13. Chapter 13

    Children's Plays

    09:42
  14. Chapter 14

    The Road to Knowledge

    07:30
  15. Chapter 15

    A Man of Property

    08:12
  16. Chapter 16

    An Ordnance Map

    08:31
  17. Chapter 17

    The London Mayor

    09:03
  18. Chapter 18

    The Holiday Problem

    08:05
  19. Chapter 19

    The Burlington Arcade

    07:09
  20. Chapter 20

    State Lotteries

    07:59
  21. Chapter 21

    The Record Lie

    08:41
  22. Chapter 22

    Wedding Bells

    11:58
  23. Chapter 23

    Public Opinion

    07:07
  24. Chapter 24

    The Honour of Your Country

    10:02
  25. Chapter 25

    A Village Celebration

    10:14
  26. Chapter 26

    A Train of Thought

    07:13
  27. Chapter 27

    Melodrama

    08:49
  28. Chapter 28

    A Lost Masterpiece

    08:01
  29. Chapter 29

    A Hint for Next Christmas

    12:48
  30. Chapter 30

    The Future

    06:36
  31. Chapter 31

    The Largest Circulation

    07:51
  32. Chapter 32

    The Watson Touch

    07:08
  33. Chapter 33

    Some Old Companions

    07:14
  34. Chapter 34

    A Haunted House

    08:08
  35. Chapter 35

    Round the World and Back

    06:47
  36. Chapter 36

    The State of the Theatre

    09:36
  37. Chapter 37

    The Fires of Autumn

    06:24
  38. Chapter 38

    Not Guilty

    06:20
  39. Chapter 39

    A Digression

    07:24
  40. Chapter 40

    High Finance

    10:18
  41. Chapter 41

    Secret Papers

    07:07