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Bullets & Billets

Public domain audiobook

Bullets & Billets

by Bruce Bairnsfather

English· 04:26:30· 32 chapters
A front-line view of life in the trenches of the Western Front in the early part of 1914-1915. Told by Lieutenant (later Captain) Bruce Bairnsfather, cartoonist, whose Alf, Bert, and Old Bill were forerunners to Bill Mauldin and his Willie and Joe in World War II. This volume traces Bairnsfather's service as a machine gun officer from its inception until he was removed from the battlefield by the intense shelling during the Second Battle of Ypres (April 1915). It is told with a wry, ironic, grim humor often possessed by those who have endured shells, bullets, floods, mud, bully beef, maconochie, and a surfeit of plum and apple jam. His participation in the unofficial Christmas Truce of 1914 (for which he was investigated in view of a court-martial) is documented as well as the horrors of war at close quarters. (Summary by Dr. P. Gould)

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Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    Foreword

    01:09
  2. Chapter 2

    Ch. 1 Landing at Havre

    10:00
  3. Chapter 3

    Ch. 2 Tortuous Travelling

    10:42
  4. Chapter 4

    Ch. 3 Those Plugstreet Trenches

    09:21
  5. Chapter 5

    Ch. 4 More Mud

    10:28
  6. Chapter 6

    Ch. 5 My Man Friday

    06:10
  7. Chapter 7

    Ch. 6 The Transport Farm

    07:42
  8. Chapter 8

    Ch. 7 A Projected Attack

    07:55
  9. Chapter 9

    Ch. 8 Christmas Eve

    11:50
  10. Chapter 10

    Ch. 9 Souvenirs

    05:46
  11. Chapter 11

    Ch. 10 My Partial Escape from the Mud

    07:26
  12. Chapter 12

    Ch. 11 Stocktaking

    09:49
  13. Chapter 13

    Ch. 12 A Brain Wave

    09:38
  14. Chapter 14

    Ch. 13 Robinson Crusoe

    05:45
  15. Chapter 15

    Ch. 14 The Amphibians

    07:00
  16. Chapter 16

    Ch. 15 Arrival of the 'Johnsons'

    07:21
  17. Chapter 17

    Ch. 16 New Trenches

    06:17
  18. Chapter 18

    Ch. 17 Wulverghem

    11:21
  19. Chapter 19

    Ch. 18 The Painter and the Decorator

    08:57
  20. Chapter 20

    Ch. 19 Visions of Leave

    06:05
  21. Chapter 21

    Ch. 20 That Leave Train

    11:15
  22. Chapter 22

    Ch. 21 Back from Leave

    08:54
  23. Chapter 23

    Ch. 22 A Daylight Stalk

    06:03
  24. Chapter 24

    Ch. 23 Our Moated Farm

    08:38
  25. Chapter 25

    Ch. 24 That Ration Fatigue

    07:34
  26. Chapter 26

    Ch. 25 Getting Stale

    08:55
  27. Chapter 27

    Ch. 26 A Pleasant Change

    08:29
  28. Chapter 28

    Ch. 27 Getting Fit

    09:35
  29. Chapter 29

    Ch. 28 We March for Ypres

    10:50
  30. Chapter 30

    Ch. 29 Getting Nearer

    08:17
  31. Chapter 31

    Ch. 30 Rain and Mud

    15:08
  32. Chapter 32

    Ch. 31 Slowly Recovering

    02:10